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She looked about 15 pounds bigger in the pic she sent me--which had nice tits, but her face was a bit chubby in it. I figured that was it and I wouldn't hear anything else back, or they'd e-mail me and tell me to go have fun with the other chick. Look I get it, dicks are in a high-traffic area ; in close proximity to sweat glands AND a nut sack.

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He got this huge, devilish sort of grin and leaned over his desk to see if anyone outside was watching, then reached past me to close the office door.

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